Tuesday, December 13, 2005

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The person who taught me to knit actually didn’t care too much for the sticks and string. For her, the call of the Hook was much sweeter and slippers and blankies and lace flew from her hands as long as I was a child.

And as a child I pestered. And Pestered. And one snowy afternoon while she was sitting us, Grandma taught me how to knit.

I didn’t want to be like Doily Grandma I wanted to be Mitten Grandma and that being perhaps the one thing she really enjoyed knitting, she obliged. Gussetted mittens were my first project and I wore those uneven, Mutt & Jeff gloves of love UNTIL I’d mastered stitching well enough to make a pair that actually worked. Even at 10 years of age, I was Stubborn; I was Willing; I had lots of time on my hands…

But Grandma’s real love was crochet – I recall fondly the many pairs of pillowcases she edged with lace, frosted with embroidery. I have one pair I save for guests – the white-on-white floral design on the fabric is wide satin-stitched roses and vines; the hem – 5 inch deep, intricate lace. They will grace the Holiday House for Christmas and She will be with us again.

I thought of Grandma while I was making the Sheila sweater – I needed a button. And She of the Thousand Buttons (NOTHING was thrown away in that household if it could be even remotely used again) might’ve come up with a match but I was empty handed.

So OUT came the hook! I’d read about covered buttons, none of which really filled the bill here, so I decided to try my own. First I found a lightweight ring-type shank button in my button box. You could use some plastic curtain rings in the right dimension, but I had this and it already had a shank (a little metal loop that you sew to the garment to attach) and was the right size.

I was using aran weight yarn so I used a size C hook and made a 5 stitch chain, slipping them together into a circle, to close. Then I made 20 Treble crochets into the center of the circle making a disk. You could use double crochet if you want a smaller diameter button; or single crochet, etc.

Then I went around the edge of the disk, in single crochet – one stitch made in every odd number st (1, 3, 5, etc) and two stitches made in every even stitch. This made a rim on the outside edge of the disk.

I then broke off a generous tail of yarn and threaded it through the very outside edge of the disk, placed the ring into the *cup* , tightened and knotted off.

VOILA! A matching button…

Monday, December 12, 2005

  Monday Morning Mirth  

more fun from the Washington Post Style Invitational
(word combo archives)

Affirma-bottom: What you’ll have afta some more time on the StairMasta. (Brendan Beary, Great Mills)

Appropri-nastics: Maneuvers used to tack a pork barrel amendment onto unrelated legislation. (Pam Sweeney)

Carb-ule: The largest amount of non-protein allowed on the Atkins diet. (Andrew Hoenig, Rockville)

Gram-stand: To brag excessively about one’s grandchildren. (Pam Sweeney, Germantown)

Ho-job: A trade or profession in which one must degrade himself in exchange for money. (Phil Battey, Alexandria)

Hy-by: A greeting designed to get you past that boring guy at the office without having to stop and chat. (Jeff Brechlin, Eagan, Minn.)

Infor-less: Describing a convict who worked out a plea bargain. (Fred Dawson, Beltsville)

Nip-ship: A bra. (Tom Witte)

Oui-ple: Yes-men. (Ted Weitzman, Olney)

Posteri-mining: Searching for the lost thong. (Pam Sweeney)

Pub-scriptions: The original over-the-counter medications. (Kyle Hendrickson, Frederick)

Snot-tumn: Ragweed season . (Brendan Beary)

Thursday, December 8, 2005

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In a move that’s certain to put the Daze in my holidays
I’ve actually finished my Christmas Sweater!

Hey, what time DAY is it?

Well, by my trusty calendar, it’s THE EIGHTth of December!!!

(This is the part where I put down the OTHER holiday sweater and stamp my little feet on the floor real fast like the Bleacher Bums do at Wrigley – WOOT!)

I have NO IDEA how this happened; it’s certainly been my MO to go right up against the DAY and usually miss it altogether (or write something lame like, “Hey – RED is good for Valentine’s Day too!” and really, isn’t THAT just the best excuse to squeeze another 6 weeks into slacking on a project! Borrow at will, si vous plait…)

I must say, this was one of the most enjoyable outings with a yarn I’ve had in a long time. Perhaps my love affair with all that Barn Yarn in my near past has prepped me for the rich, soft, luxurious treat this turned out to be. The yarn is 50% Baby Alpaca / 50% Merino – SOFT soft SOFT! Warm warm warm? This is the reason I *vented* the piece with an eyelet lace design – hopefully, this will allow it to breathe, not smother, on use.

All that remains now is for me to go out SHOPPING! for a sweet, sexy camisole to wear under this cardi – hmmm… Company Christmas Party here I come!

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Sheila is a Tart
Designer: Bonne Marie Burns
Yarn: Elsebeth Lavold *Classic AL*
Color: 006 Garnet
Gauge: 18sts/24rows over 4″
Needles: #7 & #8