Monday Morning Mirth
…overheard on the Bus…
“I see this guy standing next to a seated Little Old Lady…”
He says, “Let me see your purse.” She replies, “Whaddaya wanta feel my pulse for…?” as she holds out her hand.
“NOT your pulse your purse!” he says.
“And I say to her, “Are you gonna let him have it or are you gonna let him HAVE IT?!”
WHAM!
Thug cowers under blow from handbag and rushes away…
I LOVE THAT PHRASE: “RU Gonna Let ’em Have it, or are you gonna LET ‘EM HAVE IT?”