Thursday, August 11, 2005

But of course!

I GLUED them back together…

Even though they did not deserve it! Even though the Super Glue had exploded in the utility drawer because of the HOT weather and had melded many many ODD things together! Even though I had to pull out the Big Guns, Mr. & Mrs. Epoxy (tubes 1 & 2) and MIX the crap together with a cocktail stirrer! Even though it was in the A.M. and I couldn’t enjoy a cocktail WITH my stirring (if you do the math, Broken Needle = Mojito)! Even though I had to rescue them from under the couch where somehow they had taken refuge from my Needle Rage! (Yup, I tugged on the other side and it too, came right off in my hand…)

(Damn, I ought to dust under there once in awhile…)

THEY ARE FIXED!

AND I am happily using my Addis once again!

WHY you ask, oh Gentle Reader, after going to all that trouble? Because, the naughty Bamboo Babies were not the right needle for the job after all. I was getting uneven stitches in the fabric – I had tried the bam-boo-s to begin with because, actually for this project, I needed, not #7’s, not #8’s, but #7.5 ‘s! And mysteriously, this didn’t show in the original swatch, but was only apparent after about 4 inches of actual knitting. So OFF with Its Thread!

SO, this story has a Happy Ending even though the Little Bad Muse made me k*** some A** HOT-5.gif

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In happier news, I am keeping my fingers crossed for some great knitting weather tonight because I’m meeting my #1 Work Buddie, Eden, for some lakeside stitching. I hope to make some *homework* swatches for my classes this weekend at Stitches Midwest. The sleeve class takes only 3 swatches – arrggh!

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Picture this: you’re moving right along knitting a new exciting sweater and BAM! Off comes the needle away from its join right in your hand!

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With enough steam coming out of your ears to clean your carpet you do what:


What do you think I did? :)

Monday, August 8, 2005

  Monday Morning Mirth  

…overheard on the Bus…

“I see this guy standing next to a seated Little Old Lady…”

He says, “Let me see your purse.” She replies, “Whaddaya wanta feel my pulse for…?” as she holds out her hand.

“NOT your pulse your purse!” he says.

“And I say to her, “Are you gonna let him have it or are you gonna let him HAVE IT?!”

WHAM!

Thug cowers under blow from handbag and rushes away…

I LOVE THAT PHRASE: “RU Gonna Let ’em Have it, or are you gonna LET ‘EM HAVE IT?”